I meant no offence to mark and I will take no offence when he laughs at me swimming without any fancy dry suits!!! That northern image is slipping further 
I am sure that you meant that you don't like pimped vehicles, and as many Corsas are pimped, you would not want to be seen dead in a flash, pimped Corsa with big exhausts, tinted windows and a boombox in the back parcel shelf. You would be happy in Mark W's because it is not in the slightest bit pimped, almost to the point where it does not have enough paint on it to polish! It is cool to be inversely trendy!
Am I saving the situation or making it worse?
Well, to change the subject, here is an email from Chris...
"Hi Nigel
Still not got access to the SCC forum so just wanted to let someone know that I'm still on for the trip on Sunday (I'm assuming that the Chris on the forum list is me!)
I'll be in my van on Sunday could possibly get two boats on roof and one inside but It's not too economical!!!
Cheers
Chris (Green)"